I'm not short, I'm fun size! Tees & Products

I'm not short, I'm fun size! - Tired of being called shorty or a midget? See this fun and cute saying on our Tees & Gifts.

I'm Not Short! Women's Light T-Shirt

Gifting the Ungiftables

The holidays are a time of celebrating one another - but finding a thoughtful gift for everyone on your list can turn even the cheeriest merrymaker into the Grinch. We all have that person who seems impossible to shop for, whether it be your overly-friendly postman who’s waiting for his big break as a stand-up comedian and has a tendency to make off-color jokes on your front porch in front of company, or your brother’s annoying, airheaded girlfriend with the 5 snapping Pomeranians in matching sweaters and coordinated carrying satchels that she insists on bringing everywhere she goes.

And for those members of your shopping list, we offer you hope: you’re not alone. And you’re not out of ideas, you just haven’t found The Big Idea yet. But don’t worry, we can help.

Introducting: The Ungiftables!

The Ungiftables are a fearless group of gift recipients not for the faint of heart. But find them the right present and you go down as a gifting rock star.

Is your sister a vegan womens’ studies major on a macrobiotic diet who only wears organic clothing and refuses any mode of transport that involves gasoline? No problem.

Is Uncle Randy prone to wearing tinfoil hats, railing about 9-11 being an inside job and getting drunk off homemade wine that he knows hasn’t been tampered with by the Illuminati? Hey, we’ve got him covered.

So check out The Ungiftables to see whether your Ungiftable is represented. But if not, don’t fret: you’re sure to find something among the other 150 million+ products in the CafePress Marketplace. Another bonus: our presents won’t cost you an arm and a leg. (But if Cousin Sally the aspiring Beat Poet has a leg fetish with a particular penchant for skinny guys in black sock and shorts, we got her too.)

And if you’re hitting a road block and really can’t think of that perfect present for your son’s narcoleptic substitute teacher, let us help you by taking part in:

**THE UNGIFTABLE CHALLENGE 2008**

E-mail us a description of your Ungiftable, and we’ll get back to you with some ideas. Address is blog (at) cafpress (dot) com.

So shoot us a note - we’ll get right to work finding the perfect gift for your new neighbor who wasted no time in painting her house the brightest of tangerines, and bedecking her front yard by proudly setting up her extensive collection of garden gnomes around the huge, fanciful and slightly naughty water fountain of Michaelangelo’s David.

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Christmas Mistletoe - Archie Comics Shop

Christmas Mistletoe Women's Light T-Shirt by Archie Comics Shop

I've always loved the Archie's Comics and I used to have a shirt with Archie, Betty & Veronica on it. Of course that was years ago and now that shirt is long gone. But I found wher I can buy my favorite comic book characters again!!

Christmas Mistletoe Women's Light T-Shirt by Archie Comics Shop

More items featuring this design can be found in the Christmas Mistletoe section.

Leave Sarah Palin Alone!

Leave her alone! He means it. Really.
For those who don't quite "get it," you might want to search YouTube for "Leave Britney Alone" so you get the joke.
(11/5/08) Looks like she'll be left alone for at least 4 years, thank goodness. From: niftyg

Charlie Brown T-Shirts & Gifts

Psychiatric help Jr. Raglan

Charlie Brown wins your heart with his losing ways. It always rains on his parade, his baseball game, and his life. He's an inveterate worrier who frets over trifles (but who's to say they're trifles?). Although he is concerned with the true meaning of life, his friends sometimes call him "blockhead." Other than his knack for putting himself down, there are few sharp edges of wit in his repertoire; usually he's the butt of the joke, not the joker. He can be spotted a mile away in his sweater with the zig zag trim, head down, hands in pocket, headed for Lucy's psychiatric booth. He is considerate, friendly and polite and we love him knowing that he'll never win a baseball game or the heart of the little red-haired girl, kick the football Lucy is holding or fly a kite successfully. His friends call him "wishy-washy," but his spirit will never give up in his quest to triumph over adversity.

Peek-a-boo Charlie Brown! Kids Baseball Jersey