“Hey y’all,” she says cheerily in the first video, eyes wide open, possibly because her forehead no longer moves. “My hair has been like this for about a month now. It’s not by choice. No, it’s not by choice.”
No, choice is not part of this equation. Like a mad scientist, she flashes a bottle of göt2b and then the Gorilla Spray Adhesive. Without blinking, she strongly warns followers to not assume the latter is a suitable substitute. Yes. One is a hair product. The other could stick a grand piano to the side of skyscraper.
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